Cookies Policy
Effective Date: 18 August 2025
Full Legal Terms |
In Simple Terms |
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| 1. What Are Cookies? | |
| Cookies are small text files placed on your device to store data. They may be set by this website or third-party providers to support functionality, analytics, or advertising. | Not the chocolate-chip kind. These are little digital biscuits from America that websites leave on your browser. |
| 2. Types of Cookies Used | |
| We use the following categories: Strictly Necessary, Performance, Functionality, Targeting/Advertising, and Unclassified. Each serves a different purpose for site operation and improvement. | Some cookies keep the site working, some measure how fast it runs, and some try to sell you things. We’ve even got “unclassified” biscuits—like the mystery ones at the bottom of the Jacob’s tin. |
| 3. Purpose | |
| Cookies help us deliver core site functions, remember preferences, analyse usage, and support marketing communications in compliance with GDPR. | They make the website remember your choices and let us see how the site’s doing. Think of them like a biscuit that reminds you whether you already dunked it in your tea. |
| 4. Third-Party Cookies | |
| Some cookies are set by third parties (e.g. analytics providers, embedded content). We do not control these and recommend reviewing their policies. | Google and friends sometimes sneak in their own biscuits. We don’t bake those, so check their recipes (privacy policies). |
| 5. Consent | |
| By selecting preferences in our cookie popup banner, you consent to the categories you enable. You may decline non-essential cookies at any time. | You get to pick your biscuits in the popup. Strictly necessary ones come with the tea, but the rest are optional. |
| 6. Managing Cookies | |
| Users may manage or delete cookies via browser settings. Declining cookies may affect website functionality. | Don’t want biscuits? Clear them out in your browser. Just know the site may sulk a bit without them. |
| 7. Updates | |
| We may update this Cookie Policy to reflect legal requirements or changes to our use of cookies. Updates will be posted on this page. | If the biscuit recipe changes, we’ll update this page. No need to preheat your oven. |
Disclaimer: The text in the right-hand column ("In Simple Terms") is provided as a light-hearted guide to help visitors understand the formal policy on the left. It is not legally binding. Only the left-hand column sets out the actual Cookie Policy. (No biscuits were tracked across the internet in the making of this notice.)
